I Smell Therefore I Am

The word beige is often used derogatorily as an adjective for all things boring, pale, and dreary, and it wasn't until I met a certa...

My feeling is that if it's good enough to spray in the air I breathe, and if I'm going to be smelling it anyway, then it's goo...

I work in an office with four other people. My nearest co-worker wears vanilla-centric florals: Burberry, Chanel Allure edp. She leaves to...

You can tell a lot about a gay guy's ex boyfriends by the colognes he wears. They get passed along, or stolen. A guy smells something...

I was wearing this last night while reading another Inspector Maigret novel by Georges Simenon. I'm wearing it again today, doing a...

When Addie's mother dies, Moses Pray, a former suitor slash john shows up at the funeral. The funeral is decidedly middle of nowhere,...

(Or: Why I Seem to Have Stopped Writing "Reviews") For a long time now (let's throw a number out and say five months) I...

Cristalle is nice, and I prefer the edp to the edt, which is nice too, for the all of five minutes it lasts on me. Cristalle in that big ...

There are some key differences between eau de toilette and eau de parfum, the primary difference being skank. Honeyed skank, really. The ...

A little one ounce bottle of Poison, because apparently I can never have enough. Let me tally. At this point, I own I think five - now...