Monday, July 28, 2008
The new face of something really good: Ellen Page
This is my formal request, submitted on Monday, July 28th, 2008, at 8:52 pm, that I hereby wish that Ellen Page be the new face of a really really really good perfume. (if you've been in a coma the past few years, Ellen Page was the main character in Hard Candy, Juno and played a supporting role in Smart People. Ms. Page is very cool, imho). I admit, she looks 12, but she's not. This perfume should be really good. It should aim to become a new classic. It can't be fruity or overly floral or too "pretty," it should have guts and charisma and break a few rules. Daring and fun comes to mind, too. So, whoever might be reading, please call Ms. Page. You'll have to talk her into it I'm sure, tell her it's a groundbreaking new perfume, simply extraordinary, and tell her there's a witty and interesting story behind it's creation. You'll need to woo her, but it will be worth it. Oh, and don't make her get naked for the ads, unless she wants to, let her be herself, you'll sell so much perfume, you'll make a mint, I promise.